"TWA Coffee?" joke
"Waiter, I'd a cup of coffee, please, no cream."
"I'm sorry, sir, we're out of cream. Would you have it with no milk?"
"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"
"Well, it was ground this morning!"
"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" asked the waiter.
"I'll have tea," replied the first customer.
"Me too – and be sure the cup is clean!"
Soon, the waiter returns with two cups of tea.
"Two teas," he says. "And which of you gentleman asked for a clean cup?"
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet