"Take Me To Your Leader" joke

Two aliens land in Metro Detriot, and they happen to land next
to a gas station. So, the aliens waddle out of their ship and
look around. The first thing they see that resembles an
intelligent being is the gas pump. The two Aliens approach and
the first one says "Earthling, take me to your leader!"
Of course he gets no response.
The first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again.
"Earthling, I said TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" Of course, still no
response.... The first Alien then turns to the second and says
"If this Earthling doesn't show me some respect and at least
acknowledge me I'm going to blast him!" At that the second Alien
replies "O. K, I'm just going to stand down on the next block."
The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other
to waddle to the next block. He then addresses the pump a third
time. "Earthling take me to your leader!" No response, so the
Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump... the gas
station goes up in a huge explosion that blows the Alien down the
block to the second Alien. "If you knew what was going to happen
why didn't you warn me!"
The second replies "I didn't know what was going to happen....
but I'm not going to mess with anyone who's dick can hang to the
ground, wrap around his body twice, and still hang it in his ear.