"Teaching The Commandments" joke
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her class of 6 year olds.
After she explained the Commandment, 'honor thy father and thy mother', she asked, "Boys and girls, is there a Commandment that teaches all of us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without hesitating, Billy stood up and answered, "Thou shalt not kill!"
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he more...
A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.
On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was more...
God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said.
He answered, "Thou shalt not murder."
They answered "Sorry, we are not interested."
Next he offered it to more...