"Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids" joke
A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.Ivette - Banana PieYou buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.Russell - TurkeyYou cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it. Geremy - TurkeyYou buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat. Andrew - PizzaBuy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it. Shelby - ApplesauceGo to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce". Then you eat it. Meghan H. - TurkeyYou cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. you take it out and let it cool and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it. Danny - TurkeyYou put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then you put it in the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees. Then you eat it. Brandon - TurkeyFirst you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up and cook it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat it. Megan K - ChickenYou put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25 degrees and put gravy on it and eat it. Christa - CookiesBuy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off. Then it's time to eat them. Irene - TurkeyPut it on a plate and put it in the oven with gravy. You cook it for 1 minute and for 100 degrees. Then it's all cooked. Your mom or dad cuts it and then eat. Moriah - TurkeyFirst you cut the bones out. Then you put it in the oven for 10 hours at 600 degrees. Then you put it on the table and eat it. Vincent - TurkeyYou cut and put sauce on it. Then you cook it for 18 minutes at 19 degrees. Then you eat it with stuffing. Jordyn - TurkeyFirst you have to cut it up and put it on a plate in the oven for 9 minutes and 18 degrees. Then you dig it out of the oven and eat it. Grace - TurkeyFirst you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl. Then you put brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a spoon and then you add some milk and mix it again. And then you put it in a pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15 minutes and 16 degrees. Then you take it out of the oven and then you eat it. Alan - TurkeyFirst you shoot it and then you cut it. And then you put it in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You put it on plates and then you eat it. Jordan Salvatore - TurkeyFirst you put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 100 degrees. Then you cut it up and then you eat it. Jordan Simons - Chocolate PuddingBuy some chocolate pudding mix. Then you add the milk. Then you add the pudding mix. Then you stir it. Then you put it in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard. Then you eat it. Whitney - TurkeyCut it and put it in the oven for 50 minutes at 60 degrees and then you eat it. Jason - Chicken PiePut the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir it all around again. Then you cook it for 5 minutes at 9 degrees. Then you eat it. Christopher - Pumpkin PieFirst you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done. And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees. Then you eat it. Christine - TurkeyFirst you buy the turkey. Then you cook it for 5 hours and 5 degrees. Then you cut it up and you eat it. Ashley - ChickenPut it in the oven. Then cut it up. Then I eat it. Jennie - CornMy mom buys it. Then you throw it. Then you cook it. Then you eat it. Jordan - Cranberry PiePut cranberry juice in it. Then you put
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