"The 5 Stages of S? x" joke

1) The first is Smurf S? x.
This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen S? x.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have s? x anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third stage is Bedroom S? x.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you've got kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth stage is Hallway S? x.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "f? ck you!"
5) The fifth stage is Courtroom S? x.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

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