"The Blonde Coyote" joke
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -
she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge Lance Ito, PresidingWile E. Coyote, Plaintiff-vs. - Acme Company, DefendantOpening statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident more...
The Road Runner cannot harm the coyote exept by going "Beep Beep!"
No outside force can harm the Coyote-only his own ineptitude or the failure of the ACME products.
The Coyote could stop anytime - IF he were not a fanatic. "A fanatic is one who redoubles more...
Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned tohis office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of hiscoyotes was caught in a trap."How do you know it's one of our coyotes?" asked the Oklahoma more...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...