"Rules that we obeyed in the Coyote (Road Runner Series)" joke
The Road Runner cannot harm the coyote exept by going "Beep Beep!"
No outside force can harm the Coyote-only his own ineptitude or the failure of the ACME products.
The Coyote could stop anytime - IF he were not a fanatic. "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim" - George Santayana.
No dialogue ever, except "Beep Beep!"
The road Runner must stay on the road - otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.
All Action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters - the Southwest American desert.
All material, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the ACME Corporation.
Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.
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Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -
she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
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