"The Flower Show" joke
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was taking place.
One leaned over and grumbled to his friend, "Boy, life is so boring! We don't seem to have any fun anymore. For five bucks, I'd take off my clothes and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!" his friend said, holding up a five dollar bill.
As quickly as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and, totally naked, streaked through the town hall's front door.
Waiting outside, his friend immediately heard a loud commotion, followed by deafening applause. Suddenly, the naked old man burst through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened? How did it go?" his friend asked.
"Great!" the old streaker replied. "Look, I won first prize as a dried arrangement!"
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