"The Van Gogh Family" joke
After considerable research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh
His magician uncle... Wherediddit Gogh
His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst... E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh
The hairdresser... Washan Gogh
The marathon runner... Readysteady Gogh
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