"The Writing is on the Wall, and it's in Arabic" joke
Several businesses in England have banned the British flag for fear of violent Muslim reactions, after an extremist group leveled warnings that the flag's red cross reminds Muslims of the Crusades. This is slightly more insane than my refusal to use the microwave because ovens remind me of the Holocaust.
Meanwhile, the Baltimore County Muslim Council is demanding that public schools remove Jewish holidays from the school calendar unless they're ready to give days off for Muslim holy days as well. It's a predictable development, of course. Soon enough, Holocaust education at schools will change too, taking into account Muslim sensitivities. After all, Hitler may seem like a villain to little Shlomo, but little Qudsia may see things differently.
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