"The horse" joke
A guy walks into a bar. At the other end is a horse. Next to the horse is a sign "make this horse laugh get a free beer!" The guy looks at the sign then asks the barkeep if the sign is true. the barkeep nods. The guy walks up to the horse and wispers something in the horses ear. The horse bursts into laughter. With shock the barkeep serves the guy the beer. The guy drinks it and leaves. The next day he comes back to the same bar, the horse is still histaerical with laughter. This time there is a different sign "make this horse cry win free beer!" The guy looks at the sign and asks the barkeep if it is true. the barkeep nods. the guy takes the horse out back. A moment later the horse is sobbing. The barkeep finally asks the guy how he did that. "Well yesterday i told the horse that i had a bigger dick than he did" The guy said " today i prooved it."
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