"The original theme song to the Transformers was ac..." joke

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

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The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

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Come on you miserable bastards were some colours
Nan stop were at a funeral

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Its snowing!
No, nan its just your dandruff

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