"The saleswoman sat down at the counter in thee" joke

The saleswoman sat down at the counter in thee run-down diner. It wasn't the land of place she'd have visited on her own, but she was on the road, and it was the only place open.
"Ill have the chicken noodle soup," she said, looking at the menu. After all, she reasoned, the soup would have to have been boiled.
The man behind the counter said, "Sorry, hon, we ain't got that today."
"What do you have?" she asked.
"Chicken pea," he replied.
Growing pale, the woman said, "111 just have coffee, thanks."

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