"Three Hookers and a Comedian" joke
Three hookers were sitting in a bar after a long night of work. They were having a drink and talking about their last tricks. The first hooker said, "I just got done with an artist."
"Really", said the second hooker, "how could you tell?"
"When he was done", replied the first, "he got up and painted a beautiful mural of my vagina complete with angels and cherubs."
"Wow", said the second, "I just got done with a hunter."
"How do you know know he was a hunter?", said the first.
"Well, he went deep in the bush and ate what he shot.", she replied.
The three laughed. "Ha, ha, I've heard that one before.", said the first hooker.
Finally, the third prostitute piped up. "I just got done with a comedian."
The two others look her oddly. "How do you know he was a comedian?", they asked.
"Well", she replied, "We were having sex and the red light outside my window came on, he finished up in a minute, and brought in the next guy."
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