Hookers Jokes

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of
hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him
with their pinkies and say "HI there little boy!!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always
wave at him with their pinkies... she replies "well... that is what
size we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!"
The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The
young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all
his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says
"HI THERE LADIES!"

The guitarist from Christian Metal band Stryper has recently wed a former prostitute now turned evangelical.
She runs a Christian outreach called Hookers for Jesus.
Ive done my research and they do offer a 12 for 1 Apostle rate.
No matter how much you pay, you can only cum once.
They talk about a second coming...
but we all know thats never going to happen.

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air."The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

Blind Hookers eh? You've got to hand it to them.