Hookers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Three hookers were sitting in a bar after a long night of work. They were having a drink and talking about their last tricks. The first hooker said, "I just got done with an artist."
"Really", said the second hooker, "how could you tell?"
"When he was done", replied the first, "he got up and painted a beautiful mural of my vagina complete with angels and cherubs."
"Wow", said the second, "I just got done with a hunter."
"How do you know know he was a hunter?", said the first.
"Well, he went deep in the bush and ate what he shot.", she replied.
The three laughed. "Ha, ha, I've heard that one before.", said the first hooker.
Finally, the third prostitute piped up. "I just got done with a comedian."
The two others look her oddly. "How do you know he was a comedian?", they asked.
"Well", she replied, "We were having sex more...
The guitarist from Christian Metal band Stryper has recently wed a former prostitute now turned evangelical.
She runs a Christian outreach called Hookers for Jesus.
Ive done my research and they do offer a 12 for 1 Apostle rate.
No matter how much you pay, you can only cum once.
They talk about a second coming...
but we all know thats never going to happen.
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of
hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him
with their pinkies and say "HI there little boy!!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always
wave at him with their pinkies... she replies "well... that is what
size we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!"
The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The
young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all
his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says
"HI THERE LADIES!"
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers?
A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again.
A mother and her young daughter were riding in a cab through Los Angeles when the daughter noticed some scantily clad women standing around a street corner.
"Mommy, what are all those ladies doing?" asked the little girl.
"They're waiting around for their husbands to come home from work, dear," the mother replied.
"Oh, c'mon lady, tell the truth. They're hookers! the cabbie retorted.
After a few moments of silence, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do hookers have children?"
"Of course, dear," replied the mother. "Where do you think cab drivers come from?"