"Tiger, Tiger" joke
One day this blonde calls her friend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t even figure out how to start it. ”
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of? ”
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ”
Well, the friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.
He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.
He turns to her and says, “Well, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. ”
She asks, “Oh, how come? ”
He says, “Look, never mind, let’s just relax, have a cup of coffee and we’ll put all these cornflakes back in the box”.
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