"Today's Headlines" joke
India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident: Literacy
soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan's
literacy rate also increases by 50 %. Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58%- Politicians. Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst. India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software. Laloo to be made National Animal. Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from rice, water, a
stick and some Pottasium Permanganate. No bombings in Kashmir today Suit filed holding Sharad pawar responsible for Battle of
Panipat, 1526. Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.
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