"Tomatoes" joke
Once there was this guy, he was really horny all the time. So one day, he decided to go to a whore house, to buy a whore. He gets there and says "gimmi a whore" And the lady at the desk says " O.K., go down those stairs, take a left and it's the second door on the right." So the guy goes down the stairs, takes a left and goes into the room, second on the right.
So he's waiting there for about 5 minutes, when he sees a bowl of tomatoes on the table. So he picks one up and starts eating it.
The first whore walks in, sees him eating the tomatoe, screams and runs back up stairs. the guy continues eating the tomatoes.
Ten minutes the second whore comes in the room, sees him eating the tomatoes,screams, and runs back up stairs. The guy's like, what the hell? But he's too lazy to get up and see whats going on.
So ten minutes later the third whore walks in, sees him eating the tomatoes, and runs up stairs screaming. Now the guys really weirded out. So he finishes the tomatoes and goes back up to the lobby.
He says to the lady at the desk "Hey, I was dwonstairs eating the tomatoes down there, and all the whores ran away screaming."
The lady at the desk says "Those weren't tomatoes, those were last week's abortions."
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