"Top 12 things you don't want to hear from tech support" joke
Subject: Top 12 things you don't want to hear from tech support
12.' Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?'
11.' ... that's right, not even MacGyver could fix it.'
10.' So -- what are you wearing?'
9.' Bummer Duuuuuuuude'
8.' Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.'
7.' Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you're with the FTC'
6.' We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.'
5.' I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.'
4.' In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.'
3.' Hold on a second....... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!'
2.' Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.' and the number 1 thing you don't want to hear from tech support...
1.' Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.'
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