"Torture" joke
An overly protective father of two very beautiful blonde teenagers, was out with his wife, at the movies, for her birthday. His wife decides to watch one of those boring, romance movies. He agrees, and takes her, but while they are there, doesn't watch the movie at all. Instead, he is looking around the movie for anything to interest him, when he looks upon his oldest daughter, Melissa, who is 15. She was making "love" to her boyfriend. He tells his wife, and she said to ingnore it, and they'll deal with it when they get home. So, instead of making his wife mad on her birthday, he ignores it and looks for something else to watch. On the other side of the room, he sees his 13 year old daughter, Jessica, with her boyfriend, doing the same thing. He tells his wife, and once again, she says to ignore it. After the movie, he goes home, and thinks about the punishment he should give them. He finally comes to a solution. He quickly runs to his daughters room, and finds her phonebook, looks through it for her boyfriends phone number, and calls her boyfriend. He's not home, and the answering machine takes the message. He says "Hi, this is Melissa's father, I would like you invite you along with us on our trip to Disney World. We have an extra ticket. Please let me know if you can make it." He calls Jessica's boyfriend and says the same thing. They both agree to come. When they arrive, he orders 3 hotel rooms. One fore Melissa and Jessica to share, one for their boyfriends, and one for his wife and him. He tells the boys that if they go into the daughters room, he will pay, and if his daughters go into his room, the boys will pay. The next night, he goes over to see how his daughters are doing, and find both the boys over there making "love." Without anyone noticing he went in, he quickly made it back to his room. The next morning, the boys wake up in the morning outside, with their you know whats tied to the end of a car. He then looks back, smiles, and drives off.
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