"Trump decision" joke
The president of the Miss Universe Organization said Miss USA Tara Conner will not be dethroned. They released a statement saying "The Organization and Mr. Donald J. Trump will be evaluating her behavioral and personal issues”...
And by “evaluating” Trump means, repeating the bathing suit portion of the contest. And by “personal”, he means; in his personal suite at The Trump Hotel.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...