Donald Trump Jokes

The president of the Miss Universe Organization said Miss USA Tara Conner will not be dethroned. They released a statement saying "The Organization and Mr. Donald J. Trump will be evaluating her behavioral and personal issues”...
And by “evaluating” Trump means, repeating the bathing suit portion of the contest. And by “personal”, he means; in his personal suite at The Trump Hotel.

Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.

Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid hypocrisy, he would also have to fire his 28-years-younger wife Melania for fucking a hideous old man for money.

From the March 1990 Playboy interview with Donald Trump: Playboy: How is your marriage? Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has the instincts and drive of a good manager. She`s focused and she`s a perfectionist. Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager? Trump: I never comment on romance.... She`s a great mother, a good woman who does a good job. Playboy: What is marriage to you? Is it monogamous? Trump: I don`t have to answer that. I never speak about my wife--which is one of the advantages of not being a politician. My marriage is and should be a personal thing.

Donald Trump: Friar`s Club Roast On October 15, 2004, shortly before his wedding to model Melania Knauss, Donald Trump was roasted at the Friar`s Club`s 100th anniversary bash in New York City. Regis Philbin led a panel of friends in razzing the Donald, among them comedian Susie Essman. "I know what Melania sees in you," she joked. "A billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

Shortly after the construction of the twin-towered Time Warner Center in Manhattan (home to twenty million dollar condos featuring, its owners claimed, the "most commanding view of any residences overlooking Central Park"), Donald Trump had banners hung from his own World Tower, a neighboring building to the north. Trump`s message? "Your views aren`t so great, are they? We have the real Central Park views and address! Best Wishes, The Donald."