Donald Trump Jokes / Recent Jokes

Shortly after the construction of the twin-towered Time Warner Center in Manhattan (home to twenty million dollar condos featuring, its owners claimed, the "most commanding view of any residences overlooking Central Park"), Donald Trump had banners hung from his own World Tower, a neighboring building to the north. Trump`s message? "Your views aren`t so great, are they? We have the real Central Park views and address! Best Wishes, The Donald."

Overheard at a party: The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump will marry next (a serious remark). Odds are: Marla Maples 34 to 1, Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1, etc. etc., and Boy George 65000 to 1. Someone else who overheard suggested that The Donald would place a large bet on Boy George and marry him to collect.