Conner Jokes

Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.

Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid hypocrisy, he would also have to fire his 28-years-younger wife Melania for fucking a hideous old man for money.

Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.
Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning.
"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "At least that's what I think she said, it's always hard to understand what women are saying when you're banging them from behind. But it's clear she's willing to do what it takes to keep her title."