"Two English Crooks" joke

Two English crooks paid 1000 for 10000 worth of forged currency. When they checked their purchase they found that the forgeries were unfortunately in 6 and 13 denominations!
Having decided that the only place they would successfully get rid of the dud money would be in Ireland, they jumped onto the boat and made their way to a pub in deepest Co. Kerry.
The barman drew their 2 pints of the black stuff, and one of the crooks nonchalantly asked "Will you accept 6 or 13 sterling notes? I haven't anything smaller?".
The barman cheerfully replied "Ah sure that'll be fine. .. now would you be wanting yer change in 2 or 9 notes?"

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