"Types of Girls" joke

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can`t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! Internet Girls:
Difficult to access. Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her. Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster. Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don`t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.