"Unusual State Laws" joke

Connorsvill, Wisconsin:
It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
Willowdale, Oregon:
It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.
Oblong, Illinois:
It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
(Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem.)
Alexandria, Minnesota:
No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.
Ames, Iowa:
A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other- or holding her in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana:
Has a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they are nude.
Newcastle, Wyoming:
An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.
Illinois:
A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called "master," not "mister," when addressed by their female counterparts.
Norfolk, Virginia:
A woman could not go out without wearing a corset. There was even a civil-service job, only for men, called "corset inspector."
Merryville, Missouri:
Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the "privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
(This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, "Hallelujah!" or puke.)
Helena, Montana:
Law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Carlsbad, New Mexico:
It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms.
Florida:
State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Cleveland, Ohio:
Woman aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't."
Tremont, Utah
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

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