"WORK Computer Virus" joke
There is a new virus making the rounds called 'Work'. If you receive any kind of 'work' at all, be it via email, internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague - DO NOT OPEN IT!
Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have attempted to open 'work', or even look at 'work', have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you should happen to encounter 'work' via email or are faced with any 'work' at all, then to purge the virus send an email to your boss with the words "Sorry, I'm off to the bar". The 'work' should automatically be deleted from your brain.
Should you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the 'work' to your trash can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with a couple of friends and order some beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work' will no longer be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the 'work' virus has already corrupted your life.
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