"Waking up with a terrible hangover after the office Christmas party," joke

Waking up with a terrible hangover after the office Christmas party, Jack turned to his wife. "Jesus, would you believe I can't remember a thing that happened last night!"
"It's just as well," replied Mary. "You got into an argument with your boss and he fired you."
"He did!" shouted Jack. "After all I've done for him, too! Well, screw the bastard!"
"I did," said Mary. "You go back to work tomorrow."

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