"Weapons Of Mass Destruction Baritone/Euphonium" joke
BARITONE/EUPHONIUM: This is a weapon of mass confusion. Euphonium players are the Rodney Dangerfields of the brass world. Young players especially don't know their place in the band. They double French horns, trombones, saxophones, tubas in octaves, bass clarinets, bassoons... yadda, yadda, yadda! Euphonium orchestral parts are played by the second trombone or worse, the tuba player! For this reason most euphonium......... baritone...(WHATEVER!) players resort to doubling on trombone. This is when they become dangerous.
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Emily:I play the Euphonium and firstly it is not a baritone, they are completely different and secondly we play all the other parts better than the people who are supposed to play them. If you gave one Euphonium the first trumpet part it would be twice as loud as having five trumpets playing it at once. We are just better....Sorry. :)
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