"Weird Facts" joke

The word "racecar", "kayak", and "radar" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

"a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama"

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The reason people say God Bless you when you sneeze is because your heart actually stops as long as it takes for you to sneeze.

Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108. 7 acres.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel,"Gadsby", which contains over 50, 000 words - none of them with the letter

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60, 000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

In the White House, there are 13, 092 knives, forks and spoons.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any state of the United States.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were more...

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yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. So here, thanks to John Sedgwick, is this Bricklayer's report. Dear Sir; I am writing in response to your request for additional information in more...

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