"Weird Facts" joke
The word "racecar", "kayak", and "radar" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
"a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama"
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The reason people say God Bless you when you sneeze is because your heart actually stops as long as it takes for you to sneeze.
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108. 7 acres.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel,"Gadsby", which contains over 50, 000 words - none of them with the letter
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60, 000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
In the White House, there are 13, 092 knives, forks and spoons.
More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any state of the United States.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.4. Say, more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!