"Weird Facts" joke

The word "racecar", "kayak", and "radar" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

"a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama"

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The reason people say God Bless you when you sneeze is because your heart actually stops as long as it takes for you to sneeze.

Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108. 7 acres.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel,"Gadsby", which contains over 50, 000 words - none of them with the letter

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60, 000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

In the White House, there are 13, 092 knives, forks and spoons.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any state of the United States.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...

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Audrey Greyson was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief Audrey got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Audrey loved to more...

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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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