"Wet dream about Christmas tree" joke

This married couple wakes up during the X-mas season.
The wife says, "I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that our X-mas tree was decorated with dicks and on top was the biggest, hardest, smoothest dick I have ever seen."
"I suppose that was mine," the hubby said proudly.
"No, I think maybe it belonged to Brad Pitt," she replied. "Oh yeah," he said snottily. "Well I had a similiar dream."
"I dreamt that our tree was decorated with pussies and on top was the wettest, best looking pussy I have ever seen."
"And I suppose that was mine?" she asked. "Nope. Yours was holding up the tree!"

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