"What Hell Is Like" joke

A young criminal dies in a road accident and instead of going to heaven ends up at the gates of Hell to be met by the Devil himself.' Welcome' says the Devil. The young thug is thinking to himself' this is not what I expected'.

Instead of the fire and brimstone and the gates of Hades all there was was a long corridor going off into the distance with heavy wooden doors bolted on both sides. The Devil says' You now have to choose the punishment that will be yours for all eternity to pay for your sins whilst on earth. Pick the room behind one of these doors and forever be damned!'

The Devil opens the first door to a scene that almost makes the young man sick. Tied to the wall is a man groaning in agony, there is a great hole where his stomach should be, his entrails are slowly being pulled out on to the floor by a group of evil looking dwarves.' Torture for all eternity, no thanks' thinks the young man and he signals the Devil to open another door further down the corridor.

The second door is opened to a scene even more horrid than the first, a man is lying screaming, chained to the floor whilst a pack of wild dogs gnaw the skin from his bones. The delinquent leaves the room even faster than the first and nervously asks the Devil to open another further down.

The third wooden door opens to a tranquil scene, soft lights, gentle music. Stood in the corner of the room is a naked, skinny, 80 year old man with wrinkles, liver spots, terrible arthritis and a huge toothless drooling grin on his face. Kneeling in front of the old timer wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders is the most beautiful blonde the guy has ever seen in his short life and to his surprise she is slurping on the old boy's bald, limp dick obviously trying to get him to rise to the occasion.

' That's the one for me' says the young man unable to believe his good fortune' I want this room'

' OK' says the Devil, he walks across the room, taps the blonde on the shoulder, and says to her' All right, your time is up!'.