"Whhaaatt?" joke

A man walks into a bar with a dolphin in his ear
The bar man, surprised, says, hey mate, you got a dolphin in your ear
the man replies, Whaaaat? you’ll have to speak up, ive got a dolphin in my ear.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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