"Why fishing is better than sex...." joke

You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with
you once in
a while.
Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
fished with long
ago.
It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good fisher person, you don't have to
feel guilty
about imagining the two of you fishing in boat
together.
If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if
you fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish
by yourself.
You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell fishing
jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you
without getting sued for
harassment.
There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have
to subscribe
to the Playboy channel.
Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the
rest of your life.
Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
fished last week!
Is fishing all you ever think about?