"Wisdom Of Mulla Nasruddin" joke
The humor and wisdom of Mulla Nasruddin never leaves him tongue-tied. One day an uneducated man came to Mulla Nasruddin with a letter he had received.
Mulla Nasruddin, please read this letter to me. Mulla Nasruddin looked at the letter, but could not make out a single word. So he told the man.
I am sorry, but I cannot read this.
The gentleman cried: Shame, Mulla Nasruddin! You must be ashamed before the turban you wear (i. e. the sign of education).
Mulla Nasruddin removed the turban from his own head and placed it on the head of the illiterate man, said:
There, now you wear the turban. If it gives some information read the letter yourself.
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Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!