"Wise Proctologist" joke

A beautiful young woman came into a proctologist, complaining about her problem.
The proctologist listen carefully and then said "Ok, now please remove your trouser and underwear and bend over the bed. I'm going to inject you with an enema."
She does as he says, and he is injecting her with the enema when she says, "I'm sorry doctor, but I think that is not my ass."
The doctor replies, "I know, this is not an enema either!"

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...

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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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