"Wise Proctologist" joke
A beautiful young woman came into a proctologist, complaining about her problem.
The proctologist listen carefully and then said "Ok, now please remove your trouser and underwear and bend over the bed. I'm going to inject you with an enema."
She does as he says, and he is injecting her with the enema when she says, "I'm sorry doctor, but I think that is not my ass."
The doctor replies, "I know, this is not an enema either!"
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted more...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...