"Wise men talk because they have" joke

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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If it Ain't Broke...

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Pit Bull

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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