"Yo momma is so horny" joke

Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow

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yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn

yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on

yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.

yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.

yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.