"Women`s Guide to what Men Really Mean" joke

"I`m hungry."
(I`m hungry.)
"I`m sleepy."
(I`m sleepy.)
"I`m tired."
(I`m tired.)
"Nice dress!"
(Nice cleavage!)
"You look tense, let me give you a massage."
(I want to fondle you.)
"What`s wrong?"
(What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?)
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
(I liked it better before.)
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
(50 bucks and it still doesn`t look any different!)
(While shopping) "I like that one better."
(Pick any damn dress and let`s go home!)