"Chuck Norris and his twin" joke
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Chuck Norris had a twin brother but when they were born Chuck Norris choked him with the umbilical chord!!!
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Anonym:yaya!!!
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 56% are positive. 1 comment(s).