"Chuck Norris and his twin" joke
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Chuck Norris had a twin brother but when they were born Chuck Norris choked him with the umbilical chord!!!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Anonym:yaya!!!
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 56% are positive. 1 comment(s).