"musical terms" joke

ACCIDENTALS: Wrong notes
AUGMENTED FIFTH: A 36-ounce bottle
BROKEN CONSORT: When somebody in the ensemble has to leave and go to the
restroom.
CADENCE: When everybody hopes you`re going to stop - but you don`t
CADENZA: The heroine in Monteverdi`s opera "Frottola"
CANTUS FIRMUS: The part you get when you can only play four notes
CHANSONS DE GESTE: Dirty songs
CLAUSULA: Mrs. Santa
CROTCHET: A tritone with a bent prong - or
CROTCHET: It`s like knitting but it`s faster
CUT TIME: When you`re going twice as fast as everybody else in the
ensemble.
DUCTIA: A lot of mallards
EMBOUCHRE: The way you look when you`ve been playing the Krummhorn
GARGLEFINKLEIN: A tiny recorder played by gnomes.
HOCKET: The thing that fits into a crochet to produce a rackett
INTERVAL: How long it takes you to find the right note. There are three
kinds: