"one day there was this..." joke
one day there was this boy.
and his parents were fighting.
then the mother called the father a bastard and the father called mother a bitch.
after the fight the boy asked "whats a bastard and a bitch?" then mom replied: "bastard is a boy and a bitch is a girl."
then at night the boy took something from the pillow and said to the father "whats this?" then father said "its a condom!" the boy asked "whats it for?" father said:"its a coat."
then the other day mom was in the kitchen cutting the chicken then she cut herself then said "FUCK". boy said whats a fuck? mom said "its when you cut something."
then father shaving. then he cut himself and said "SHIT" then boy asked whats a shit? dad said "its when you cut something."
then the doorbell ranged and the boy answered it.
and the boy said: Welcome bitches and bastards! may i take your condom to hang them? my mom is in the kitchen fucking the chicken. and my dad is upstairs making some shits!
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