"phone sex" joke

I thought it would be pretty cool to have my own 900 phone sex line. Since no one knew I was gonna do it I decided to call up a bunch of people and gave them free samples. Anyway, to make a long story short – I’m on probation now. It was a learning experience, though. For example; I learned that they train the people who work at Citibank to hang up as soon as anyone starts talking about their “hard throbbing cock”.

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