"three guys went sky diving.." joke

there were 3 guys that went sky diving. one dropped a pebbleand jumped.the second dropped a rock. and the third dropped a grenade. when the first guy landed he was a little kid crying so he asked "hey kid why are you crying" and the kid replied "I just got nailed by some moron that threw a pebble at me." when the second guy landed he saw a man with a big bump on his head so he asked "how did you get that big bump on your head?" and the man replied "some moron threw a rock at me." when the third guy landed he saw this little kid laughing so hard his face turned red. so he aske "hey kid whats so funny?" and the little kid replies"my daddy farted and the house blew up."

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