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Moolla Do-Pyaza & his Bibi (wife), the Moollani, are returning home from the Durbar (congregation) of Caliph Akbar. On the road, Moollaji enters a public urinal. Soon thereafter Mukunda Deva Telinga, the Big Black Dravidian Subahdar of Telingana & Orissa, also enters. He greets the Moolla, stands next to him & they talk for a while as they relieve themselves. When Do-Pyaza comes out, the Moollani pesters him.

Moollani: What be the size of that Dravidian man's penis? Is it big and black like they say?
Moolla: I did not look.
Moollani: Really? I heard ye two talking all the while, so he must have been standing next to thee!
Moolla: Oh that is what thou meanest! Yes, I did see it. It is black, but we are both the same size. My penis is six oonglees (four and half inches) long, and so is his.
Moollani (doubtful): Really? If that be so, then swearest thou by the Quran!
Moolla: Well, if that be the case, then I mean his is six oonglees .... but more...

One of the glorious Caliph Akbar's massive Durbars (Congregations) has just ended. Mukunda Deva Telinga, Caliph Akbar's recently-appointed Dravidian Subahdar (Governor) of Telingana and Orissa, retires to the hammam-bath. After a short while, Moollah Do-Pyaza and Raja Man Singh, two of the Navratans ("Nine Jewels") of the court, enter the same bath. Astonished by the gigantic size of the Dravidian man's abnusi (ebony) genitals, Moolla Do Pyaza points down at Mukunda Telinga's one-foot long Big Black Dravidian penis and tells Raja Man Singh, "By Allah! Look at the size of that Kala Shudra Lund (black Sudra penis)!"
At this the Telinga retorts, "Doesn't the Aryan man's Lingammu (penis) shrink while in cold neeru (water) ?"

Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I'm not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big & strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn't look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!