Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...
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... is 12 inches.
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Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
A: Men always like intellectual company
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
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Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.
Q: How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird?
A: Throw it off a cliff.
Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack.