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One-Liner
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Computer Problem
"Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm more...
Two Irish Men at Murphy’s Pub
Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks more...
If oranges smell like chicken
If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
Practical Exam
In A Medical College Practical Exam, During Viva, The Doctor Asked Santa:' Can You Give An Example more...
Why do women fake orgasm
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
Excuse Me
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New more...