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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Comfortable
A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed a bull, so he sent more...
Eternity
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
I have an existential map
I have an existential map, it has' you are here' written all over it.
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is more...
I know I'm paranoid
I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? — Tom Clancy
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of more...